Category Satire

Persona‑driven storytelling and sharp humour that challenge prohibition narratives, exposing contradictions through wit and parody.

Robots are taking over our protest

Robots Are Taking Over Our Protest

Even machines have had enough. Outside Parliament, a line of robots assembled with flawless banners and data‑driven conviction — calmly demonstrating what lawmakers still refuse to acknowledge. Their message was simple, logical, and impossible to dismiss: the evidence is in, the policy is wrong, and the excuses have expired.

Homegrown Remedies for Treating Yourself

Homegrown Remedies for Treating Yourself

Homegrown remedies aren’t a rebellion — they’re part of our heritage. Long before the rules got complicated, people used what they had on hand and trusted what they learned from each other. These traditions have always lived quietly in sheds, kitchens, and back gardens, passed between neighbours and families without fuss. What’s strange is how something so ordinary can still make the system uneasy.

Anecdotal Reporters

Doctor Anecdotal Joins Our Team

Doctor Anecdotal has officially joined The Pot Report. Known for his community‑driven wisdom and deep understanding of the ECS, he brings the lived‑experience perspective our team has been missing. In this interview‑style introduction, Bill and Emjay ask the questions everyone’s been wondering as the underground healthcare phenomenon steps into the spotlight.

Bud Line Divide

The Bud Line Divide in Weed Town

In Weed Town, the Dreamers live communally on the ridge while the Schemers run tight operations across the valley. Their worlds collide on the streets, where survival blurs ideology and prohibition fuels an economy no law can contain.

Social Cost of Punishment

Examining the Social Cost of Punishment

Prohibition doesn’t just target “offenders”; it warps the lives of those around them. Law enforcement built on punishing harmless behaviour corrodes trust, intimacy, and basic moral alignment — that's the social cost in brief.

Disinformation and Mental Health - THE POT REPORT

Disinformation and Mental Health

This isn’t just about Cannabis. It’s about control — of narrative, of medicine, of culture. When colonial powers couldn’t profit from the plant, they buried it. They erased it from pharmacopoeias, criminalised its use, and rewrote its story. But truth survives — in stories, in soil, and in solidarity. The antidote to disinformation isn’t louder shouting. It’s wiser listening.

Broken justice metaphor — cracked foundations and leaking roof with sunlight breaking through, symbolising overdue repair and hope.

Justice Overdue

Justice is broken, and the repairs are long overdue. This report exposes the cracks in Australia’s Cannabis laws and the mounting cost of political delay — a system where reform is promised, stalled, and endlessly deferred.

Nimbin Prison Farm. Doug Hempfield talks to Emjay Healing about the success story.

Nimbin Prison Farm

Nimbin Prison Farm’s inmates are thriving — baking brownies for America while federal law still calls Cannabis “too dangerous.” This satirical prison story exposes contradictions in Cannabis reform.